Just before they attend Craft Beer Rising 2017, the brewers from Two Chefs come over to Hoxton for an evening of free sampling – let’s get some stereotypes out of the way: The head brewer is German and went through the Aberdeen school of brewers (in a brewery, the name of which shall not be mentioned), before taking over at Two Chefs. They do not brew in a windmill. The average height of a Dutch male is 191cm. They wear wooden clogs and eat herring every day. Don’t panic.